Since ancient times, it is assumed that the segment of sports games for a long time occupied, and only football - and even more so. Here for serious we have FIFA 14, here, for not only serious, but also a little obsessed, there is Football Manager, are in store for aesthetes PES, well, in this area, grazing every gag - from the crazy Japanese futsimov crossed with simulators Dating to varying degrees of stupid arcade idiocy. This scheme is slim, does not change over the years, but now it suddenly one question - and, I'm sorry, what to do Soccer Physics? Perhaps we should come up with a new department - and put the game back like crazy in solitary confinement, plastered foam.
Why is this so hard? A vote themselves a disposition of forces:
- You have one button. If you play two - two. Two buttons (for two) - all control.
- You have two players. On the opposing team, again, two more. Total: four.
- Footballers are often deprived of the head, sometimes not kick a soccer ball, and the gate behind them, it happens, grow to the size of Rabelaisian.
- Moreover - they sacrificed their feet on major holidays.
- Basically - the fifth point.
- In the save.
Intrigued?
In fact, Soccer Physics football has nothing to do - it's just a stupid, stupid, stupid arcade game, which emits downright fun and charm. One, as already mentioned, the button. Clicking on it, you run your guys in motion - both at once. The thing is that under the "movement" is not perceived attack or some kind of meaningful action and chaotic release of the body into the air.
That is, the guys can get the ball intelligently and even score, and may fall upside down - and so to stand the entire game. It turns fluttering two (four, if in the aggregate) bodies, which, issuing such maneuvers, which are usually made by people under the influence of butyrate, trying to hammer the ball into the opponent goal.
Basically, of course, you chuck it themselves - the players go into a drunken dance back and pushed the ball into the net. Sometimes it turns out to do something logical, for example, the scope zapulnut head under the crossbar.
But any meaningful form of existence is still crashing - into the act modifiers. Before the match, Soccer Physics directly to you and says - yeah, now playing in the rain. And the players are falling (although earlier is not very stable), the ball flies anywhere. Or - to decrease the gate sizes of hockey. Or - increased gravity. Sometimes several conditions are summed to form a real postapokalipsis - football, of course, there was not a hint.
The main thing to understand, starting Soccer Physics - a game for fun. Such a child, wacky fun that adults can rarely afford (and sometimes not at all). So set aside its seriousness aside, a healthy dose of self-irony arm and get ready to laugh at silly things. Oh, and find yourself a partner of the same - in fact one play Soccer Physics in a strange way.